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Valentine Limerick, 1992<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n\nThere once was a girl named Deenie,
\nWho ate eggplant and zucchini.
\nBut this lawyer of sludge,
\nPromised not to fore-judge,
\nHer date who ate strictly fettuccine.<\/strong><\/p>\n

In exchange she requested a thrill,<\/strong>
\n Involving his writing skill:<\/strong>
\n “Please invest your time,<\/strong>
\n In a mushy rhyme.<\/strong>
\n Or, Buddy shall win over Hill” !<\/strong><\/p>\n

Him:<\/strong>
\n “So, is this the thanks I get now,<\/strong>
\n for straightening your ruffled brow?<\/strong>
\n Let’s make fondue,<\/strong>
\n And play taboo,<\/strong>
\n I’ll build you any city but Cracow.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

Her:<\/strong>
\n “Remember the serenade on guitars?<\/strong>
\n Or the time we surveyed the stars?<\/strong>
\n If you indulge me this hour,<\/strong>
\n And include a flower,<\/strong>
\n Then maybe I’ll let you recreate mars.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

Him:<\/strong>
\n “Yea, ’tis true I remain in debt,<\/strong>
\n Near insolvent since the day we met.<\/strong>
\n Let me expel your doubt,<\/strong>
\n And take you out,<\/strong>
\n For a Valentine’s Day we<\/strong>
\n will not forget!<\/strong><\/p>\n

\n

Notes: The SimCity and SimPlanet computer games were popular in the early nineties.\u00a0 So was the board game Taboo as well as the Melting Pot restaurant.<\/td>\n

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